80Noir

Luxury dark chocolate crafted for calm energy, focus, and wellness. Less sugar, more purpose.

☕ Not Your Average Hot Chocolate

Forget syrupy sweetness and sugar crashes. 80Noir blends volcanic-soil cacao with functional benefits — giving you smooth, indulgent flavour and lasting calm energy.

🍫 The Perfect Balance

Available in 72%, 87.5%, and 100% cacao, every sip is rich, velvety, and balanced — never bitter. Think barista-quality chocolate for your body and mind.

The Benefits of 80Noir

✨ Calm & Focus

Theobromine and magnesium deliver steady energy, clarity and calm — no caffeine crash.

💪 Performance & Recovery

Polyphenols and antioxidants support muscle recovery and reduce inflammation.

🧠 Mind-Body Harmony

Supports mood regulation, focus, and mental balance — ideal for work or wellness.

🌿 Pure & Ethical

Gluten-free, palm oil-free, vegan-friendly. Traceable cacao, responsibly sourced.

🍃 Low Sugar

Up to 80% less sugar than commercial brands — just 2g per serving of our 72% blend.

💤 Sleep Support

Rich magnesium aids relaxation and improves sleep quality after long days.

How to Enjoy It

Whisk 15–18g of chocolate with 60–80ml hot water (85°C), or add milk for a creamy finish.
Try our spice blends like Aztec, Chai, or Pumpkin for a comforting twist.

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3x 70g pouches (72%, 87.5%, 100%) + 2 adult spices. Find your perfect balance of strength and sweetness.

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Because life’s too short for sugary powders and weak cocoa.
80Noir Ultra — The Bridge to the Dark Side.