🍫 The Cocoa Calm 30-Day Reset
🍫 The Cocoa Calm 30-Day Reset
🍫 The Cocoa Calm 30-Day Reset
🍫 The Cocoa Calm 30-Day Reset
🍫 The Cocoa Calm 30-Day Reset
🍫 The Cocoa Calm 30-Day Reset
🍫 The Cocoa Calm 30-Day Reset
🍫 The Cocoa Calm 30-Day Reset
🍫 The Cocoa Calm 30-Day Reset
🍫 The Cocoa Calm 30-Day Reset
🍫 The Cocoa Calm 30-Day Reset
🍫 The Cocoa Calm 30-Day Reset
🍫 The Cocoa Calm 30-Day Reset
🍫 The Cocoa Calm 30-Day Reset
🍫 The Cocoa Calm 30-Day Reset
🍫 The Cocoa Calm 30-Day Reset
🍫 The Cocoa Calm 30-Day Reset
🍫 The Cocoa Calm 30-Day Reset
80Noir Ultra

🍫 The Cocoa Calm 30-Day Reset

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The Cocoa Calm 30-Day Reset is your step-by-step plan to calmer evenings, happier kids, and guilt-free chocolate rituals. With guilt-free chocolate rituals your kids will love!In just one month you’ll:

❌ The Struggles Parents Know Too Well

  • Sugar Overload → Kids’ snacks and drinks leave them wired and moody.
  • Bedtime Battles → Sugary rituals keep children awake instead of winding them down.
  • Parent Guilt → Say yes to treats and regret the crash, say no and feel like the bad guy.
  • Picky Eating Stress → Healthy swaps often cause arguments and refusals.
  • Coeliac & Allergy Worries → Finding safe, enjoyable treats feels exhausting.
  • Overwhelm & Exhaustion → Parents don’t have time for complicated routines or long recipes.

✅ The Cocoa Calm Reset Solution

The Cocoa Calm 30-Day Reset transforms family evenings with a step-by-step plan that:

  • Replaces sugar overload with lower-sugar, coeliac-friendly swaps kids actually enjoy
  • Adds 5- and 10-minute calming rituals that ease bedtime chaos
  • Helps parents say “yes” to treats without guilt
  • Provides kid-approved recipes tested by real families
  • Offers clear coeliac guidance for safety and reassurance
  • Saves time with done-for-you checklists, shopping lists & daily steps
  • Swap sugar overload for lower-sugar, coeliac-friendly treats kids love
  • Build calming 5- and 10-minute bedtime rituals that actually work
  • Support better sleep and digestion with evidence-based swaps
  • Create simple, sustainable family habits without overwhelm

🎁 10 Bonus Products (Worth £250 - Yours Free!)

Alongside your 30-Day Reset, you’ll also unlock 10 extra resources to make the journey even easier:

🍫 Recipes & Snacks

  • Weekly Shopping Lists → no more guesswork at the store
  • Lunchbox Snack Ideas → gluten-free, cocoa-friendly school snacks

✨ Rituals & Connection

  • Family Cocoa Calendar → track daily rituals across the month
  • Family Celebration Kit → gratitude games, toppings & fun for Day 30

💛 Parent Support

  • Kids’ Cocoa Tracker → fun tick chart to keep kids engaged
  • Parent Pause Journal → reflect, reset & track your progress
  • Quick Troubleshooting Guide → instant reassurance for common worries
  • Parent Hacks Guide → shortcuts for prep, snacks & routines
  • Cocoa Memory Jar Kit → slips to capture calm moments & family win
  • Affirmation & Reassurance Cards → positive mantras for kids + encouragement for parents

✨ Total bonus value: £250 - yours free with this early bird offer.

💸 Pricing & Guarantee

  • Early Bird Price: £47 (only for 5 days)

  • Full Price: £97 after the launch period

📲 Instant Digital Access

The reset and all bonuses are delivered digitally. That means you can download today and start tonight. Perfect for busy parents - no shipping, no waiting.

  • Early-bird £47 → ends Sat 23:59 UK (full £97).

  • Instant digital access + 8 bonuses (worth £250).

  • Coeliac-friendly swaps, 5–10 min rituals, kid-approved recipes.

Delivery Timings
UK Deliveries:

  • Estimated arrival within 3-7 working days.
  • For packages weighing under 1.5kg, we dispatch via Royal Mail 2nd class, with signature confirmation upon delivery.
  • For packages exceeding 1.5kg, we utilize APC for overnight delivery.

International Deliveries:

  • Within the EU, shipments are sent using DHL Road, with specific timings varying by destination country.
  • For other international destinations, distributors are requested to complete the provided form for tailored shipping arrangements.
  • Unless required, all shipments to USA may take up to 6 weeks to arrive. 

Dispatch Details:

  • Orders are processed and dispatched the next working day following order placement, except for orders received over the weekend, which are dispatched on Monday.
  • Tracking information (where applicable) will be sent via email after dispatch.

Please Note:

During peak times such as Christmas, Easter, and other holidays, dispatch may be delayed by an additional 5-10 days. Customers will be notified via email if there are any changes to the expected timeline.

Customs and Taxes:

  • For international shipping, please note that customs taxes are not included and are the responsibility of the buyer.
  • Your package may be subject to customs duties and taxes upon arrival in the destination country, and these additional charges must be borne by you.
  • We are committed to ensuring that your order arrives in a timely manner and appreciate your understanding of these conditions.

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Please send email to us at info@80noirultra.com and let us know how we can help. We are open Monday – Friday 9am to 5pm. ​

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